Yesterday was a rough day for me. Last night was tough. I have discovered that grief, allergies, too much allergy medicine that doesn’t actually work, and not enough sleep can all blur together into a sort of false hangover. I don’t always like to admit it (and some people don’t believe it) but I’m pretty familiar with hangovers. Lucky for me, this post will be waaaay archived by the time it matters to my kids and I’ll be able to comfortably lie about that and pretend I just “forgot.”
So I don’t have a well thought out post for today. What I do have is an update from last week’s trivia and some thoughts on sugar-coating things for non-farming people. Here we go…
Food and Farming Trivia question from 5/14/2010 was…
Name Two Dog Breeds Used as Livestock Guardians.
Someone suggested a Blue Heeler (Australian Cattle Dog)…

www.blueheeler.com/bixby
And someone mentioned a Corgi…

www.overocorgis.com
Good guess, those are both herding dogs. But not Guard dogs. At least not traditional guard dog breeds–never say never, I suppose.
And someone also mentioned “these big white dogs.” This one was interesting. What’s a blogger to do? That’s certainly not a breed of dog, but I don’t want to discourage any readers…especially loyal readers…that are sort of right…and that know where I live…so…honorable mention to Rachel. At least 4 different LGD breeds common to the USA are traditionally white (makes them blend in better), including the Great Pyrenees, Akbash, Maremma, and Kuvasz. And there’s a host of others, including the Anatolian Shepherd, Komondor, and Tibetan Mastiff, plus some truly rare European Breeds I just learned about recently.

I guess this counts as a "big white dog." See him blending in out there? Great Pyrenees from www.toddfarmsboergoats.com
As far as sugar-coating things goes…I find that I make up these euphemisms for some of the more unpleasant things that happen at the farm. Like, we take animals “up the road” rather than “to the butcher” or “to the slaughterhouse.” This works find until the kids get confused and say something like “Why is Daddy taking our sheep to Aunt Jane’s house?“ So I go back to the drawing board and start thinking up something else that sounds…nice.
But I’ve been surprised lately that people have been questioning my tactics. I commented to a few people lately that we’re “gonna do our first batch of chickens this weekend.” Knowing that we farm and all, they still turned around and ask, “What are you gonna do to them?”
Well…
“We’re gonna stuff them head-first into a killing cone, kill them, bleed them out, dunk them in scalding hot water a few times, pluck all their feathers out, cut off their heads and feet, gut them, rinse them, chill them, and freeze them.”
Ok, I think the sugar-coating is for me. Now I feel totally icked-yucked-grossed-out about it. I wonder if I can just get away with taking pictures of Mr. Fix-It doing it…
